nigga stole hyuga's bike.... ;(

What's the difference between Swedes and mosquitos?

Mosquitos are only annoying in summer.


Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Sweden?

It's impossible to find three wise men there, let alone a virgin.


What is the penalty for suicide in Sweden?

Life in prison.


Why are Swedish jokes getting sillier and sillier?

Because the Swedes have started to make them up themselves.

What is the difference between a Norwegian wedding and a funeral?
-In the Norwegian funeral, there´s one drunk less.

Whats the difference between a black penis a white penis and a asian penis?.

I don't know but mine is 9.5 inches.

Some of these jokes are so bad I actually laugh.

What is green and runs through the forests of Poland?
Robin Hoodski

Sorry for any repeats but I'm not reading them all.

How do you kill 100 Mexicans at one time? Blow up their van.

Statistics show that 6 out of 10 black people will end up in jail or doing drugs, just like the other 4.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because they killed the only black man that had a dream.

Why do black people have yard sales? So all the white people can buy their shit back.

What's a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.

So there`s a british guy who wants to visit his old buddie from France who he hasnt seen for a while. He approaches his home and notices noone is there. He speaks to neighbour and he tells him that the friend he wanted to visit is dead. Ofcourse it shocks him very much and he wants to go to his funeral. So he needs to buy black clothes.
So he goes to the first cloth shop, buys a costume and everything except a hat. So he asks, Can I buy Capote ( comdom) here. The lady does not understand that the man has wanted to buy Chapeau ( a hat) and tells him that there is no Capote here in this shop, but he can try his luck in the shop across the street. So, he goes there and says that he needs black Capote ( black comdom), which he thinks he said black hat. The shop owner is a jew and says, I am really sorry, we have blue, green, yellow Capote`s, but we certainly dont have a black one. But the British guy insists to get one. So the jewish Shop owner goes out for 5 mins and when he`s back he tells the news. So, I have ordered you Black Chapote, but mister, tell me, whats the secret? Does it have some sort of special effect or why do you want to get it? Well you see sir, my really good friend has died and I am going to his funeral to show my apology to his wife.

Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar."