Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
Because they can't spell toboggan.

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

~Deadpool~

How do you know when a Pollack has been in your back yard?
Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.

Why are Mexicans called Wetbacks? Cuz when they cant legally enter U.S, they find a floating tire, lay on it and get their backs wet while floating all across gulf of Mexico to surpass U.S boarder.

When is it going to be the end of the world? When Chinese invent a fork.

Some joke from commercial "learn English" about German people.

Plot: some guys are sinking in the water and asking for help.

-Hello can you hear us, can u hear us? we are sinking we are sinking!!!
(German person) - What are u sinking about?

OMG hasuahsaushas

-How can hyuga protect his bike from venezuelans?
Oh wait, it isn't there anymore.

How you call an estonian? A drunk finnish

Why swe sux? Look at halvgud.


;( not even funny

cuz swe pays a lot.
Why does swe pay out of war and go retire? Cuz when they are back, they can go fight again.

HAhahahahhhaha xD

Who his ronaldo Fenômeno Magro ?