What`s the difference between a horse and a polish horse? Horse says YHAHA while polish horse says PSZYAHAHA

Japanese scientists created a robot that fastly and efficiently find thieves. They tested it in Japan and in 1 hour the robot found 20 thieves. So it was a success.
They moved forward to America. In japan in 1 hour 20 thieves were found. In America in 1 hour 50 thieves were found. So japanese decided to advance more and head to Lithuania. So in 1 hour, in Japan 20 thieves were found, in USA 50 thieves were found and in Lithuania 1 hour the robot was stolen.

čia aš vienintelis nepagavau?

he meant to say our women has beards ;/

>America is cheeseburgers

Everyday after waking up a jew prays to god: " Oh please god, let me win in lottery today!"
This goes on for weeks and months untill the jew gets upset: "Oh why, why dont you let me win this, im a good jew, never did i sin!Why oh why?????!"
Finally god speaks to him: "I CANT F***ING HELP YOU WHEN U AINT BUYING A LOTTERY TICKET!!!!!!!!!"

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How appeared the Lithuanians?

Long. long time ago. 352 years ago, Swedes made peace with the Poles. When Swedes returning to their homeland they discovered land where live a lot of pigs. Sadly they raped all pigs. Now you know how the Lithuanians appeared.

First of all , I'd like to point out that Im doing this not because Im Lithuanian.

Man....Saying that this was pathetic says only 0.0003% of the story. Next time, avoid your own sence of humor and try googling, and don't use a google translate! You have just ruined a thread..

p.s why polaks sux? read the post above.

I've heard that Brazil is the better place to live in and that brazilians are the better population.
So, whats the problem with brazil and brs? We have corruption in brazil, like everywhere does. We have people that dont speak english, like everywhere does.
Racism is just an old-fashioned way of trying to reduce the other ones. What about beeing the better ones by ur own merit?
cuz people from sweden, norway, lithuania, poland talks a lot about brazil and brs, but almost the entire world just knows the name of ur countries and knows about nothing about the rest of contry and population, maybe cuz they're really good at something [/sarcasm]

People just envy Brazil because the best player ever Ronaldo Fenômeno Magro lives there :/